| Walkers introduction of 'Cheese And Owen' crisps | Daily Walkers


Walkers have signed football's fastest new striker Michael Owen A Walkers spokesperson said. "Michael was keen to sign with Walkers after scoring his favourite goal in a Walkers shirt during an England under 15's game." Like 'speedy' Owen we think our great new flavour will sell so fast that we've called it 'Cheese & Owen'. There will be 5 limited edition design packs to collect. Young soccer star Michael Owen crossed the line first in a dramatic head-to-heed race with his Walkers foe Gary Lineker riding a BIKE 'I thought it would be a good exercise for my fitness to race against Gary on a bike. I didn't realise he had such knobbly knees! He's really improved now he's lost the stabilisers!' Frustrated and worn-out Gary, 38 raid: 'I gave EC him a good head start. I was riding a mountain bike and it's not designed for flat areas. I also had a puncture half way round.' A shaken Michael Owen alerted police last night after fighting off a mystery crisp-snatcher with 'giant ears'. Soccer hero Owen, 19 told the Daily Walkers:'l was scared out of my wits. I suddenly felt this hand over my shoulder and when I looked round all I could see were there huge ears. I thought it was Mickey Mouse!' Police over Britain have been sent a photofit of the phantom Cheese and Owen crisp-snatcher and warn he could strike again. Keep your ears open ! Soccer wonderboy Michael Owen, was swamped by fans when he made a surprise appearance at a top London nightclub last night. He arrived in his chauffer-driven Jaguar and spent over half an hour meeting his fans and signing autographs. 'I can't believe the reception I've been given,' the modest 19 year old England and Liverpool hero told The Daily Walkers. Coincidentally his Walkers pal Gary Lineker, 38, dropped by. As he stepped from the back of a London cab he said; 'l was just passing when I saw the crowd and thought they would really love to meet another superhero like me'. The crowd quickly dispersed. Gary Lineker called a special press conference today to explode the myth that he had fallen out with the world's greatest superstar, Michael Owen 19. Lineker, 38 told the Daily Walkers: "The whole thing has been blown up out of all proportion. The lad is dynamite and anyone who says otherwise us band out of order". Owen said: "I'm glad Gary is sticking up for me. I can't stand people plotting behind my back."

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