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Could I Speak To Ann Please ?

Interior - Day - Matthews Styles Lieberman Office

[Matthews Styles And Lieberman]Penny is doodling and day dreaming at work her jotter says Vincent pig Pinner. Her boss A J Styles (unseen) calls over the intercom

A J STYLES
"Everything alright Penny you sound distant"
PENNY
"Do I ? You're coming through load and clear this end Sir"

[Penny]He starts a trend of asking if she is pregnant which Penny vehemently denies he is glad to hear she is not

A J STYLES
"A career never gave anyone stretch marks"

[Elaine]Elaine a co-worker enters she has started an affair with a married man Oliver in media used to be in home computers

ELAINE
"The only that's bachelor about you love is the peas you had at lunch time"

She goes through the gory details much to Penny's disdain

ELAINE
"His marriage is on the rocks .. his wife understand him
He even put his socks in my Ali baba basket without me asking"

Penny has left the intercom on and the entire conversation has been overheard by A J

PENNY
"If I'd been pregnant everytime I'd forgotten to switch the intercom off I'd have more children than the Nolans"

With the intercom safely off the talk turns to Vince

PENNY
"I don't want to see him anymore"
ELAINE
"why don't you just say that to him"
PENNY
"I cant .. he hasn't phoned me for 3 weeks"
ELAINE
"how do you finish with some whose totally ignoring you"
PENNY
"I've got to do it soon before he forgets I ever existed"

Elaine suggests he may not have called because he has found someone else (Ann maybe) Penny is unsure

ELAINE
"Is he kind who'd two time you ?"
PENNY
"My Vince - yes"
ELAINE
"Ask him"
PENNY
"He'd lie - he's a liar"

Elaine tells the story how she once got even with a companion by stealing all his money and credit cards causing complete embarrassment. Penny is inspired

Interior - Day - Eddie Brown's Turf Account Front Office

[Tina]This is a typical bookies before the industry tried to modernise its image. Tina works taking bets behind a glass screened counter. Vince tells her off for accepting unfathomable bets she is resolves to show him anything untoward she now sees.

Penny walks in - obviously out of place by being of the wrong sex and the wrong class. She walks straight up to the counter to talk to Tina.

PENNY
"I'd like to do a bet ... how does one goes go about doing a bet ?"

Interior - Day - Eddie Brown's Turf Account Back Office

[Stan]Stan is supposedly the man in charge of the operation but sits reading books of fiction - whilst Vince is working earnestly with the firm's accountancy ledgers.

STAN
"How are the books coming ?"
VINCE
"My compliments to the chef .. these books have more fiddles than the London philharmonic"

Vince is proud of what he is doing and is well adept at it

VINCE
"You are to book making what Wayne sleep is to Rugby league"

Stan is nonplussed and keeps reading dreaming of his retirement

STAN
"I've always lead an active life"
VINCE
"You used to be able to walk when you were younger"
STAN
"I don't what I'd do without you ?"
VINCE
"About 18 months judging from this mess"

Tina enters from the front with a suspect betting slip to show Vince the punter (Penny) has written "thank you very much" on it much to her amusement.

Vince strides in the front office to take care of it inspired by the fact it was written by a 'bird'.

Interior - Day - Eddie Brown's Turf Account Front Office

PENNY
"I don't know about horses"
VINCE
"I thought not these are dogs"
PENNY
"Do you want to go for a drink"
VINCE
"No pen I can't i got Uttoxeter"
PENNY
"Should you be at work ?"

Vince takes Penny through to the back Office - has left for lunch. She is nervous so he tries to clam her down by announcing to all the punters

VINCE
"This is a business woman"

Interior - Day - Eddie Brown's Turf Account Back Office

PENNY
"Those people might think I'm a hooker"
VINCE
"Don't worry about it Pen there's loads round here"

They start taking and Penny pries to find out Vince has been doing. The subject turns onto the social standing of Vince's company

VINCE
"My friends are not pub crawlers"
VINCE
"The majority of your mates spend their life on all fours"

Penny's inquisitive tract becomes annoying to Vince

VINCE
"Did you just come in for a fight ? Do you want a cauliflower ear or has you mother promised you an iron cross"

The subject of conversation squarely hits the subject of their relationship and their last date 3 weeks ago (unseen) which is told in snatches. Penny annoyed from the off about a misunderstanding

VINCE
"You screamed at me in a crowded hamburger bar - you accused me of be everything from an acid bath murderer to an Argentinian. You threw the ketchup at me"
PENNY
"I was wearing a full length evening dress and a fox fur cape"
VINCE
"I wondered about that"

Vince tires to resolve the misunderstanding about the date and explains meekly which causes Penny to melt

VINCE
"I had my mind firmly fixed on the barrage of ketchup"
PENNY
"I missed you"
VINCE
"Only because I ducked"

The tender moment is broken by a phone call which Vince takes

VINCE
"Eddie Brown turf accounts - no madam you got the wrong place try the garden centre"

Penny uses this distraction to grab a diary on a desk

PENNY
"Who's Margaret"
VINCE
"Margaret is Stan's wife what are you doing with Stan's diary ?"

Despite her initials attentions the Penny has found found out nothing and agrees to go out later on a date that Vince cunningly conjures up out of thin air.

They arrange to meet a parade of shops to go to nightclub by river with his friends Mike and Rosalind

Exterior - Night - A parade of shops

Like their last date Penny is done up posh and loiters around waiting to be picked up (by Vince) at 20:55. Various revellers pass commenting "thank you were much Miss".

[Police]The police drives by and she turns away. Vince pulls up and out of sight put on a deep voice

want to go to a party love

Pennnie soon recover her composure

PENNY
"I have been leered at - propositioned and almost arrested for soliciting"

Vince shepherds her into the car and then pops into the off license (shop) to buy a snack as he has just come straight from work and has not eaten.

Penny sits in the front of the car and finds his diary - Saturday may 28 1983 (today is Friday) and sees a mention of 'Ann' under tomorrow. She rips the page out.

[Diary]She then sees his wallet and remembers Elaine advice about getting even so she takes his money and credit cards.

[Mike And Rosalind]Vince returns munching a bag of crisps and introduces Penny to Mike and Rosalind in the back seat of the card who have been silently watching her every move.

Exterior - Night - River by a Nightclub

Penny and Vince leaves the night club to talk (on a bridge) the conversation starts with Jane Fonda - Lulu and Bananarama

PENNY
"I'm 26 years years old I'm not afraid of the truth"
VINCE
"You're 27"

Penny turns the table on to Vince's tall tales

PENNY
"You make Hans Christian Anderson look like a factual reporter"

Vince is nervous having previously tried Venons salts he starts another plastic cigarette

PENNY
"Stop sucking on it you sound like a blocked drain"

The air becomes heavy as Penny tries to steer the conversation around to her getting rid of him

PENNY
"Maybe I don't what us to be just good friends any more"
VINCE
"I can't argue on an empty stomach"

Vince leaves to go to the restaurant and unwittingly throws the plastic cigarette away into the river.

Interior - Night - A restaurant

Vince is pigs himself whilst Penny snacks. Eating is his main concern talking is hers

PENNY
"It annoys you that I've a decent live doesn't it Vincent ?"
VINCE
"There's only you and the Flying Nun left"

Despite her best intentions the Vince factor wears her down

PENNY
"What a zonko - I love you"

Vince's trough of destruction ends and they are about to leave when Penny remembers she has all his money so she is forced to stay for a brandy.

The conversation takes off as she reveals the page that 'fell out' of his diary and Vince tries to return those 3 sweet words but each time Penny dismisses them. She even tries to throw the brandy over him as the ketchup of their last date.

VINCE
"I love you"
PENNY
"Liar"

Vince's builds a credible tissues of lies

VINCE
"'Ann' is anniversary 8 years tomorrow that we first left."

Vince tries to pay the bill and Penny is forced to tell him about her previous experience with his wallet. Mike and Rosalind have already briefed him.

PENNY
"do you realise when you were in the off license that girl mugged you?"
VINCE
"I told them you were a kleptomania"
PENNY
"Do you really love me ?"
VINCE
"No"
PENNY
"Liar"

Vince explains the money in the wallet has Penny's

"That bet you didn't this afternoon came up."

He suggests they go out tomorrow to see 'Cats' to allay her fears that his is busy tomorrow. She gives him back his credit cards so he can book it over the phone and she decides to pay for the restaurant bill.

[Waiter][Vincent]The credits roll as Penny argues the bill with the waiter which comes to the sum total of her winnings. Vince is on the phone.

VINCE
"Can I speak to Ann?"

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