| - computer - | Scotty - Movie - "StarTrek IV - the Voyage Home" |
| 15 years and this is how they tell me. A jester with an invisible proclamation | Prinicpal Skinner - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| 40 winks minus 10 percent | Elvis Costello - "Clubland" |
| 83% Borg and 17% white trash | Robert Picardo on Seven - TV - "Voyager" |
| The Reason Why - The Reason Why | Spear Of Destiny - "Young Men" |
| The Reason Why - The Reason Why | Spear Of Destiny - "Young Men" |
| The Reason Why - The Reason Why | Spear Of Destiny - "Young Men" |
| The Reason Why - The Reason Why | Spear Of Destiny - "Young Men" |
| A dragon lives forever not so little boys | Peter - Paul And Mary - "Puff The Magic Dragon" |
| A drowning sorrow floods the deepest grief | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| A face full of tears and a chemical shake | Elvis Costello - "You'll Never Be A Man" |
| A game in which mouse can swim and an elephant may drown | Unknown |
| A good question is why a better question is how | Bester - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| A little knowledge is a dangerous thing - but sometimes very entertaining | Chris Evans - Virgin Radio |
| A man that has 2 haircuts - both of them bad | Anon on Michael Bolton |
| A perfect love song has no words it only has death threats | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| A short stumpy funnel - a short stumpy boiler and a short stumpy dome | Rev W Awdry - "The Three Railway Engines" |
| A telescope - with a mouse in it | Rik - TV - "The Young Ones" |
| A tight grip on the short hairs of the public imagination | Elvis Costello - "Man Out Of Time" |
| A winters light and a distant choir - the peal of a bell - and that Christmas Tree smell | Grg Lake - "I believe in Father Christmas" |
| A woman came round and asked if I had a front loading automatic - wish I had I would have shot her | Terry - TV - "Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?" |
| A young blade becomes a has been looking for a new twist | Elvis Costello - "And In Every Home" |
| Ah I see sir I have your attention | Nick Cave - "Song Of Joy" |
| Aim so low that no one will care if you succeed | Homer - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| All around the world the trip begins with a kiss | B-52s - "Roam" |
| All I want is a photo in my wallet - a small remembrance of some more solid | Blondie - "Picture This" |
| All kinds of everything | Dana - "All Kinds Of Everything" |
| All the people - so many people | Blur - "Parklife" |
| All things move towards their end | Nick Cave - "Song Of Joy" |
| All those golden faces are under 25 | The Jam - "In The City" |
| anchor chains - aircraft engines - trains whistles | Movie - "Its A Wonderful Life" |
| And as for some happy ending I'd rather stay single and thin | Catatonia - "Mulder And Scully" |
| And I quote from the bible - do unto others | Hank Hill - TV - King Of The Hill |
| And the men that were boys when I was a boy - shall sit and drink with me | Joachim Du Bellay - "The South Country" |
| Are we so blind we can not see | Icicle Works - "Stormy Blue Eyed Wonder" |
| Are you the female of the species | TV - "Farscape" |
| As my grandfather used to say - COOL | John Sheridan - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| Bars for three and only room for two | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Be alternative | Delta Estuary |
| Be excellent to each other | Movie - "Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure" |
| Be yourself its all that you can do | Audioslave - "Be yourself" |
| Been in pain but I didn't know it | Bryan Adams - "Back to You" |
| Before you came into my life I had no need for an emergency transvestite | Mr Sheffield - TV - "The Nanny" |
| Bernie Rhodes knows - don't argue | The Specials - "Gangsters" |
| Best Of Luck Mr Gordsky | Sleeper - "Mr Gordsky" |
| Better strip it down for a customs run | Clash - "Tommy Gun" |
| Blake would have been proud of you | Vila - TV - "Blake's 7" |
| Bloomin Christmas | Raymond Biggs - "Father Christmas" |
| Borag Thungg | 2000AD - Magazine - Content |
| Borg - sounds swedish to me | Lilly - Movie - "Startek : First Contact" |
| Box and box a lift for legless hope | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Brenda ? and apart from that is she nice ? | Mother - TV - "Watching" |
| Bright antennae glisten with the energy | Rush - 'Spirit Of Radio' |
| Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens | Julie Andrews - "Sound Of Music" |
| But when Vince asks you for a meal you know he means breakfast | Penny - TV - "Just Good Friends" |
| Can you hear me over those trousers | Uncredited |
| Can you try and steal Pikachu another day - I'm having a bad hat day | Ash - TV - "Pokeomon" |
| Can't fight corruption with con tricks | The Specials - "Gangsters" |
| Carter And Regan - driving a Ford Cortina | Unofficial Lyrics to Sweeney - TV |
| Catch-22 says if I sing a tune - They will make me an overnight star. | The Specials - "Gangsters" |
| Caught between tenderness and brute force | Elvis Costello - "King Horse" |
| cheap returns to summer places | Stiff Little Fingers - "Back to Front" |
| Clip and hate to centralise the world | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Concrete days and white electric nights | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Consider Yourself One Of Us | Oliver The Musical |
| Cooking's one of the natural instincts | Monty - "Withnail and I" |
| Cool cat looking for a kitty | "Summer In The City" |
| Cos it won't get you anywhere | The Clash - "White Man In Hammersmith Palais" |
| Cupid's arrow looking more like Cupid's poisoned dart | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| Curiosity didn't kill the cat it was the poisoned pen | Elvis Costello - "Pretty Words" |
| Disoriented you enter in - unleashing scent of wild jasmine | Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden" |
| Do not engage him in a physical fight the whole thing would just look too weird | Frasier Crane - tv - "Fraiser" |
| Do you have a better idea ? - We are Borg | Janeway/7 of 9 - TV Series - "Voyager" |
| Does your granny always tell you - the the old songs are the best | Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody" |
| Doesn't sleep it sucks | Catatonia - "Londinium" |
| Doing the same thing as the last 17 times is the last thing they'd expect | Black Adder - TV - "Black Adder Goes Fourth" |
| Don't forget it - Report it if you like - but don't forget it | DeMarco - 2000AD - "Judge Dredd" |
| Don't interrupt while I'm talking - Or they'll confiscate all your guitars | The Specials - "Gangsters" |
| Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads - as I'm not much good at fighting other people's Dads | David Bowie - Kooks |
| Don't put your faith in a Rock and Roll band - they'll throw it all away | Oasis - "Don't Look Back In Anger" |
| Don't worry about us - we're all right | Sham 69 - "Hersham Boys" |
| Dont take the rip out of your suit - its the best material you've got | Jack Dee |
| Dont Touch the watch | Movie - "American Pyscho" |
| Down in the pleasure centre hell bent or heaven sent | Elvis Costello - "I Dont wanna go to Chelsea" |
| Duh Duh Duh - Duh Duh Duh - Duh | Captain Scarlet - "TV" |
| Early morning dandruff turns out to be confetti | Elvis Costello - "Fish N' Chip Paper" |
| Earth - its not the biggest planet in the universe or the roundest | Dick Solomon - tv - "3rd Rock From the Sun" |
| Esso Blue - I Love You | Advert - "TV" |
| Even on my favourite table he can beat my best | The Who - "Pinball Wizard" |
| Every time I phone you I just want put you down | Elvis Costello - "Hand in Hand" |
| Evil Queen of numbers | Movie - "GoldenEye" |
| Excavate a land for restless days | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Fall In Mr Harper | Sharpe - "Sharpe's Rifles" |
| Fill her Up Jackoa | Clash - "Janie Jones" |
| Fills you up like a Chevvy - tastes like a 66 Mustang | Maverick - TV advert |
| Fish - Fish - Fish - Fish - Fish - Fish - Fish | cat - TV - "Red Dwarf" |
| Floaters in your beer - make sure they're not swimming | Dave Line - Book - "Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy" |
| Food and food and cardboard expatriates | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| For a bleeding mini - you must be joking | Movie - "The Man Who Knew Too Little" |
| For I hold that on the seas the expression 'if you please'. A particular gentlemanly tone implants | Gilbert And Sullivan - "The Pirates Of Penzance" |
| For once in my life I've got something to say I wanna say it now and now is today | Sham 69 - "If The Kids Are United" |
| For the tree of life is growing where the spirit never dies | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| Fork me with a chainsaw | Movie - "Heathers" |
| Foul play can really get a small town going | Nick Cave - "The Curse Of Millhaven" |
| From the first day I saw her I knew she was the one | Nick Cave - "The Wild Roses Grow" |
| Gazpacho Soup | Rimmer - TV - "Red Dwarf" |
| Go On - Go On - Go On | Mrs Doyle -TV - "Father Ted" |
| Grab The Cat | Riggs - Movie - "Lethal Weapon III" |
| Harmful elements in the air - symbols clashing everywhere | Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden" |
| Hat-tricks and the verbal gymnastics | Elvis Costello - "The Loved Ones" |
| Have you ever wondered what it (charcoal) tastes like | Hank Hill - TV - "King Of The Hill" |
| Have you got an impact drill ? | Movie - "Bicentennial Man" |
| He always beat me at Subbuteo - Cos he flicked to kick - And I didn't know | The Undertones - "My Perfect Cousin" |
| He just doesn't seem to understand the rock media | David Essex - "Make You A Star" |
| He might have been polishing his mouse | TV - "Is It Legal" |
| He needs the job like an alcholic needs boooze | Haskins - TV - The Sweeney |
| He was a gambler a drunkard and a womaniser - I idolised him | John Travolta - "The General's Daughter" |
| Hello And Welcome | Introduction to "Star Strider" |
| Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place - where as a child I'd hide | Guns And Roses - "Sweet Child Of Mine" |
| hey - hey - hey man in the room | Gary - TV - "Men Behaving Badly" |
| History repeats the old conceits the glib replies the same defeats | Elvis Costello - "Beyond Belief" |
| Hog dog life cold for the antelope | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| How're doing - Same as always - That bad Eh | Movie - "Star Wars" |
| Hush when the risk gets too much | Catatonia - "Painful" |
| I am a bonfire - I am a Vampire - I am waiting for my moment | Garbage - "Temptation Waits" |
| I am old but I'm happy | Cat Stevens - "Father And Son" |
| I bought a watch to time your beauty - But I've had to fit a second hand | Beautiful South - "Perfect 10" |
| I can't have run out of beer - I'm the beer baron | Homer J - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| I caught my eye in the mirror and gave it a long and loving inspection | Nick Cave - "O'Malley's Bar" |
| I cried to my daddy on the telephone - how long now | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| I didnt know hwat was wrong til your kiss named it | Carole King - "Natural Woman" |
| I don't believe it and I believe everything | Coach - TV "Cheers" |
| I don't know you - I'm not here for you - let's not do this | Jack - Movie - "Speed" |
| I don't know you - I'm not here for you - let's not do this | Jack - Movie - "Speed" |
| I don't mind your lies so keep on talking | Catatonia - "You Don't Need The Sunshine" |
| I dont know - but my gut says maybe | Neutral planet chief - TV - "Futurama" |
| I dont mind people looking down on me as long as they dont expect me to be looking up | Trevor Bayliss |
| I drank until I was thirsty again | Sheryl Crow - "If It makes You happy" |
| I fear the morning will bring quite a frost | Nick Cave - "Song Of Joy" |
| I feel the need - the need for mead | Uncredited |
| I get petrified if I don't have a clear view of the TV screen | Matt - TV - "Game On" |
| I have 15 live badgers living in my trousers | Marcus - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| I have a thirst - You wouldn't be the first | Nick Cave - "O'Malleys's Bar" |
| I haven't always forgotten | Uncredited |
| I just expect a full weeks pay for a hard days work | Bilko - Movie - "Sgt Bilko" |
| I know I'll fall in love again | Mott the Hoople - "Roll Away The Stone" |
| I know where to find you I'll be back | Avon - TV - "Blake's 7" |
| I know you love dancing so I know you'd hate dancing with me | Prefab Sprout |
| I love myself for hating you | Type O Negative - "Everyone I Love Is Dead" |
| I love you - you're my brother | The Reverend - Movie - "The Great White Hype" |
| I might even live to tell the tale | Elvis Costello - "Kid About It" |
| I once - went into a wine bar | Lister - TV - "Red Dwarf" |
| I only think things that are there to be thought | Paul Buckman - TV - "Mad About You" |
| I read your lips with fear | The Cardigans - "My New Cuckoo" |
| I refer the honourable member to my previous statement | Big Bill - Video - "Zippergate" |
| I smell like I sound | Duran Duran - "hungry Like A Wolf" |
| I think you can call me Niles now | Niles - TV - "Frasier" |
| I thought I was the Bally table king | The Who - "Pinball Wizard" |
| I want to believe | Fox Mulder - TV - "The X Files" |
| I was 21 years when I wrote this song - I'm 22 now but I won't be for long | Paul Simon - "Leaves That Are Green" |
| I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour | The Smiths - "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" |
| I was in it when your faith was dead | The Cardigans - "Been It" |
| I was scared of your dad when he was just a florist | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| I was so handsome - it was the light - it was the angle | Nick Cave - "O'Malley's Bar" |
| I was so upset I cried all the way to the chip shop | Jilted John - "Jilted John" |
| I will be running swiftly to find out what all the fuss is about | The Icicle Works "Love Is Such A Wonderful Colour" |
| I wish that I knew what I know now - when I was younger | Rod Stewart - "When I Was Younger" |
| I'd have got away with it - if it hadn't been for those pesky format convertors | FloSpace |
| I'd love to hate you like I love you | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| I'm a confectionary based existentialist | Bill Bailey - TV - "Who is Bill Bailey ?" |
| I'm a professional sinner - but my heart's not in ita | Blur - "Country House" |
| I'm afraid of the dark - I like to be able to see what I'm scared of | Coach - TV - "Cheers" |
| I'm digging you a home | Catatonia - "Lost Cat" |
| I'm from Iowa - I only working in outer space | James T Kirk - Movie - "Star Trek IV" |
| I'm glad we didn't listen as we'd never know what we were misssing | Uncredited |
| I'm in no place at one time I'm neither here or there | Boomtown Rats - "Like Clockwork" |
| I'm just getting over the polygraph test - your father just gave me | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| I'm not being agreeable - I can be if you want | Movie - "Bicentennial Man" |
| I'm not having any water in the garden I can't get in | Uncredited |
| I'm that bad mothergrabber called Stagger Lee | Nick Cave - "Stagger Lee" |
| I'm the most fun - I'm rich and I'm always in trouble | Larry Flynt - Movie - "The People Vs Larry Flynt" |
| I've got a bad feeling about this | Movie - "Star Wars" |
| I've got very fond memories of that dog | Henry Jones Junior - Movie - "Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade" |
| I've learnt absolutely nothing | Homer J - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| I've never read - a book | Lister - TV - "Red Dwarf" |
| I;ve been known to be quite handsome | Nick Cave - "O'Malley's Bar" |
| If at first you don't succeed destroy any evidence that you tried | Robert Llewelyn - ScrapHeap |
| If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor | James - "Sit down" |
| If I took it for a 100 years I couldn't feel any more ill | The Jam - "The Bitterest Pill" |
| If I was warmer I'd think of something venomous to say | TV - "Farscape" |
| If it had been any good they wouldn't have been throwing it | Londo - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| If that the direction the rats are going - thats good enough for me | Movie - "Titanic" |
| If you are me what number am I thinking of | Movie - "Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure" |
| If you make a film with friendly aliens in it there are people that will beleive its a documentary | The Director - Movie - "Men In Black" |
| If you value your life be somewhere else | Delenn - Tv - "Babylon 5" |
| If you want to take a shower with me press F2 now | TV - Weird Science |
| If you're falling off a mountain - you might as well try to fly | Sheridan - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| If you've got a job to do - you gotta do it well | Wings - "Live And Let Die" |
| Il est demi dalek et demi homme | Bill Bailey - TV - "Who is Bill Bailey ?" |
| In all the time I've known you - I still don't know what you mean | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| In hope and loneliness she crossed the floor | Nick Cave - "The Kindness Of Strangers" |
| In informal contexts & however & many careful speakers consider wHom to be unnatural | Collins Dictionary Of The English Language |
| In the end winning is the only safety | Avon - TV - "Blake's 7" |
| In which a fly can bathe and an elephant can drown | Uncredited description of chess |
| Iron like Lion in Zion | Bob Marley - "Zion" |
| Is a dream a lie if it don't come true or is it something worse? | Bruce Springsteen - "The River" |
| Is it satanist or are changing rooms being more adventurous | TV - "Mind Games" |
| Is it too much to ask to have a geography department that is not the laughing stock of the Air Search Rescue? | Mr Slatt - TV "Chalk" |
| Is there anybody going to listen to my story ? | The Beatles - "Girl" |
| It aint such a bad old place to have a home in | Nick Cave - "The Curse Of Millhaven" |
| It has no morals - because its a house | Film - "The House On Haunted Hill" |
| It inspired me and I'm an accountant | Dorothy - Movie - "Jerry McGuire" |
| It kills you it keeps you alive | The Cardigans - "Explode" |
| It used to be a better meal - now its a better life | Dorothy - Movie - "Jerry McGuire"a |
| It was a great big world with lots of places to run to | Tom Petty - American girl |
| It was an executive decision and that's all I'm prepared to say on the subject | Yellow Team - ScrapHeap |
| it was nice of you to blame it on an oaf but really it was me | Homer Jaye - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| It was the end of history | Stephen Franklin - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| It wasn't called Psalm 85 when I wrote it - I didn't know they were going to be collected and numbered | Michael - Movie - "Michael" |
| It's kidney machines that pay for rockets and guns | The Jam - "Going Underground" |
| It's lonely to be strange | The Cardigans - "Losers" |
| It's ok cos I'm in your way | The Cardigans - "Step On Me" |
| Its a cheese and tomato pizza in case you don't recognise it | Ria - TV - "Butterflies" |
| Its a good one though - its got 2 alarms | Dan - TV - "Rosanne" |
| Its a good place to come from not a good place to go to but a good place to come from | Uncredited |
| Its a habit that sticks | Buzzcocks - "Orgasm Addict" |
| Its a paramilitary organisation with brownies | Uncredited |
| Its exciting for the veterans | Boomtown Rats - "She's So Modern" |
| Its funny how they shoot you down when your hands are held up high | The Alarm |
| Its just a window - a door - four walls and a roof | Billy Bremner/ELvis Costello - Shatterproof |
| Its my Instinction | Spandau Ballet - "Instinction" |
| Its no co-incidence there are four of you | TV - "Is It Legal" |
| Its so freaking funny - its absurd | Manic Street Preachers - "Elvis Impersonator" |
| Its so nice to be outside in a well appointed oven | Frasier Crane - TV - "Frasier" |
| Its so nice to be outside in a well appointed oven | Frasier Crane - TV - "Frasier" |
| Just because I don't care - doesn't mean I don't understand | Homer Simpson |
| Just one more thing | Columbo - TV "Columbo" |
| Just remember death is not the end | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| Just starfish on the beach | Terry Jacks - "Season In The Sun" |
| Just what they need water and poetry | The Cardigans - "Celia Inside" |
| Kah/a-tay | Furby Speak "I'm Hungry" |
| Knowing that they are at home waiting for me - keeps me here | TV - "Spin City" |
| Lets never fight again - Ahhh | Homer Jaye - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| Lights go out - walls come tumbling down | Style Council - "Walls Come Tumbling Down" |
| Like an old bus ticket or a photograph | Elvis Costello - "When you Sleep" |
| Lip reading threats and false alarms | Elvis Costello - "Human Hands" |
| Listen to your pulse - hey buddy hey buddy | Kramer - TV - "Seinfeld" |
| Live for liposuction | Robbie Williams - "Millenium" |
| Living on the paper periscope | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Living's in the way you die | Aha - "The Living Daylights" |
| Londo - TV - "Babylon 5" | Sooner or later everybody comes to Babylon 5 |
| Long suffering friends of your fatal charm | Elvis Costello - "Town Cryer" |
| Look there's a woman practising to be a kettle | Fraiser - TV - "Frasier" |
| Loose some weight before that arse of yours get its own website | Movie - "Bring It On" |
| Mah Pub | Bob Hoskins - Movie - "The Long Good Friday" |
| Marriage isn't a word - its a sentence | Unknown |
| Maybe If I pull her hair | Holly And The Italians - "Tell That Girl To Shut Up" |
| Measured .32 .44 .38 | Nick Cave - "Crow Jane" |
| Mentor - half man half beast | Caleb - "American Gothic" |
| Meteorology - the study of - Meteors | Sally - TV - "Drop The Dead Donkey" |
| Mono D'oh | Homer - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| Multiplication is vexation - division is as bad | Nursery Rhyme |
| My attic has its charm | The Cardigans - "Sick and Tired" |
| My name is Kelly Taylor - I am 22 years old | Jennie Garth - TV 8th season - "Beverly Hills 90210" |
| My soul was in the lost and found until you claimed it | Carole King - "Natural Woman" |
| My trembling subsided in his sure embrace | Nick Cave - "The Wild Roses Grow" |
| Nicole Nicole Bob Papa Nicole Nicole Bob Yes | Renault Clio advert - TV |
| No matter how I try - I realise there's no reply | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| No YOU fasten your seatbelt Niles | Daphne - TV - "Frasier" |
| Nobody ruins this family's vacation except for me and maybe the boy | Homer Simpson - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| Nostalgia aint what it used to be | Unknown |
| Not in front of the M-O-R-T-A-L | Aunt Hilda - TV - "Sabrina" |
| Not Who Lewis - Whom | Inspector Morse - TV - Inspector Morse |
| Nothing - just a mild oedipal complex that's all | Movie - "Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure" |
| Nothing is ever obvious to me | Coach - TV - "Cheers" |
| Now to start my new job as a tricorder | HoloDoctor - TV - "Voyager" |
| Now's the time to find out why | Oasis - 'Live Forever' |
| Obi Wann had one but his was a lot smaller | Tv - "Farscape" |
| Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most | Uncredited |
| Of your garden at least 3 acres should be woodland | Unknown |
| Oh Malcolm | Brenda - TV - "Watching" |
| Oh my God its Her | Lyta Alexander - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| Oh she's got grey eyes - Oh she's got blue eyes - Oh she's got green eyes | New Order - "Temptation" |
| Once he glanced at the paperbacks on the shelves now he's read every one | Elvis Costello - "No Dancing" |
| Once your words were the first and last on the subject | The Alarm - "How The Mighty Fall". |
| Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate | Flake - TV - Advert |
| Our eyes were open - but they might as well have been closed | Procol Harum - "Whiter Shade Of Pale" |
| Pamela Martha Focker | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| Paul - TV - "Mad About You" | well A - and number 2 - |
| Perhaps their parachutes didn't | Mulder - TV "The X Files" |
| Plastic Beakers So Your Monkey Doesn't Get Cut | Steve Seagal - Movie - "The Patriot" |
| Please don't make me rich | Denzel - TV - "Only Fools And Horses" |
| Plenty of letters left in the alphabet | Jean Luc Picard - Movie - "Startek: First Contact" |
| Poor people are crazy - I'm eccentric | Movie - "Speed" |
| Puff was just the name of his Magic Dragon | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| Put A Tiger In Your Tank | Advert - "TV" |
| Raise the white flag of attack | Captain Guy - TV - "Futurama" |
| Realisation's no virtue | The Skids - "Into the valley" |
| Reaps the fields of rice and reeds - while the population feeds | Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden" |
| Reason will not lead to a solution | The Cardigans - "Lovefool" |
| Regan And Carter - driving a Ford Granada | Unofficial Lyrics to Sweeney - TV |
| Relax its much worse than you think | Ethan Hunt - Movie - "Mission Impossible" |
| Remnants of the ancient heart remain | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Sagacity - You Sycophant | The Doctor - Trial Of A Timelord - "Dr Who" |
| Scorchio | Foreign Channel Weather Reporter - TV - "The Fast Show" |
| scuffle - skid - CLUNK | Murray - TV - "Mad About You" |
| Seems you've remembered how to sleep | Nick Cave - "Crow Jane" |
| Shake Pineapple - Drink Coffee | Black Lace - "Agadoo" |
| She grew so sad became Joy in name only | Nick Cave - "Song Of Joy" |
| She looks like she washes in vomit | Blondie - "Rip Her To Shreds" |
| She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet | Elvis Costello - "Watching The Detectives" |
| she said she was working for the ABC news it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use | Elvis Costello - "American Without Tears" |
| She takes all the red - yellow - orange and green and she turns them into black and white | Elvis Costello - "Green Shirt" |
| She'll kiss you or she'll kill you but you'll just have to wait | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| She's got a point - and a lawyer | Hank Hill - TV - "King Of The Hill" |
| She's so assured she's self possessed | Elvis Costello - "Shabby Doll" |
| Size Of A Mouse | Arabian Knights - Banana Splits Cartoon |
| Snowball in one hand - the other full of imitation jewels | Elvis Costello - "You Little Fool" |
| So comfort the afflicted | Stiff Little Fingers - "Go For It" |
| So many people to check up on and add to your collection | Elvis Costello - "Accidents Will Happen" |
| So was JC - your in good comapny | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| So you grab a piece of something - That you think is gonna last | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| Some men like to hear the cannon ball a roaring | Thin Lizzy - "Whisky In The Jar" |
| Some one who turns your life around | Christopher Cross - "Arthur" |
| Some things that I do make you go blue | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| Some things you never get used to | Elvis Costello - "HiFidelity" |
| Some will win - some will loose - some are born to sign the blues | Journey - "Dont stop believing" |
| Something that you said made me go red | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| Sorry I just wanted to watch you put it away | Simon Templar - Movie - "The Saint" |
| Spandex is a privilege not a right | Uncredited |
| Splundig Vur Thrigg | 2000AD - Magazine - Content |
| Steel and steel life on the open plain | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Step on the clutch to get out of her clutches | Elvis Costello - "New Amsterdam" |
| Stop your cheap comment | Sex Pistols - "Pretty Vacant" |
| Strange things are a foot at the Circle K | Movie - "Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure" |
| Stranger from another planet welcome to out world - Just strap on that guitar and play some rock roll | Stranglers - "Grip" |
| Strangers In The Night - Going Nowhere | Saxon - "747 - Strangers In The Night" |
| Su much love - so much information | Movie - "Meet The Parents" |
| Such a boiler costs about the equivalent of 50 pints of beer at pub prices | Dave Line - Book - "Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy" |
| Sweet confetti looking out for a saviour | Natalie Imbruglia |
| Take a bath with bubbles | The Cardigans - "Happy Meal II" |
| Take your protein pills and put your helmet on | David Bowie - "Space Oddity" |
| Thank Goodness For Site B | John Hammond - Movie - "The Lost World" |
| Thank Goodness For Site B | John Hammond - Movie - "The Lost World" |
| Thankyou Miss Marple you make a decent witness | Miss Marple - TV - "Murder A The Vicarage" |
| That was no Zathros that was Zathros | Zathros - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| That's good but its not quite right | Catchphrase - TV - "Catchphrase" |
| That's Just My Cat | Star Trek - "Assignment Earth" |
| That's the trouble with Plutonium - its rather limited in its uses | Darius Jedburg (Joe Don Baker) to Craven (Bob Peck) - TV - 'Edge Of Darkness' |
| That's why we're not shipping it yet | Bill Gates at Windows 98 Conference |
| The 7 ages of Man - Birth - Childhood - Adolescence - Sofa and the other 3 | Gary - TV - "Men Behaving Badly" |
| The answer could not be bought across the counter | Catatonia - "You Don't Need The Sunshine" |
| The beauty is the beast you're baiting | Elvis Costello - "Little Savage" |
| The bright light of salvation up in dark and empty skies | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| The chairman of the board is a compliment collector I'd like to be his funeral director | Elvis Costello - "Opportunity" |
| The Clash - "London Calling" | You know what they said well some of it was true |
| The closest thing to heaven is to Rock and Roll | Aztec Camera - Somewhere in My Heart |
| The dog's name was Indiana | Dr Jones Snr - "Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade" |
| The Door Joe | Joe's Dad - Tv - "Joe 90" |
| The first in the line is the last to remember her name | Psychedelic Furs - "Pretty In Pink" |
| The future is certain - just give us time to work it out | Talking Heads - "Road To Nowhere" |
| The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he did not exist | Verbal - Movie - "The Usual Suspects" |
| The last thing I heard was a muttering world | Nick Cave - "The Wild Roses Grow" |
| the line went | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| The man I admire most in my life is my dad | Bobby Hill - TV - "King OF The Hill" |
| The only reason you're over there is cos I'm over here | The Alarm - "Reason 41" |
| The only thing I ever wanted to say was wrong | The Sundays - "Here's Where The Story Ends" |
| The only thing I ever wanted to say was wrong | The Sundays - "Here's Where The Story Ends" |
| The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing | Edmund Burke |
| The only thing to look forward to - the past | Theme - TV - "Whatever Happened To - The Likely Lads" |
| The only thing we have to fear is fear itself | F D Roosevelt |
| The only way up is out | Uncredited |
| The perfect kiss is dry as sand and doesn't take your breath | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| The perfect love has no emotions it only harbours doubt | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| The power of persuasion is no match for anticipation | Elvis Costello - "From A Whisper To A Scream" |
| The previous program contained scenes that requires parental discretion | Itchy and Scratchy - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| The Questions are the Answers you might need | Oasis - "D'You Know What I Mean" |
| The Reason Why - The Reason Why | Spear Of Destiny - "Young Men" |
| The stone says | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| The sun is shining - the grass is green - the orange and palm trees sway - I've never seen such a day | "White Christmas" |
| The Sweeney's doing 90 cos they've got the word to go | Squeeze - "Cool For Cats" |
| The things that pass for knowledge - I can't understand | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| The weekend at the college - Didn't turn out like you planned | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| The world's your oyster - your future's a clam | The Jam "When You're Young" |
| The yeast lifted from a bottle of Guinness is the best I've come across | Dave Line - Book - "Brewing Beers Like Those You Buy" |
| There's a little yellow idol to the north of Katmandu | John Lennon - "Days Like These" |
| There's so much more I could have done if they'd let me | Nick Cave - "The Curse Of Millhaven" |
| There's something not quite right here | Kyle - TV - "Southpark" |
| There's still time to change the road you're on | Led Zeppelin - "Stairway To Heaven" |
| These words are coming out of your mouth and not mine | TV - "The Fifth Corner" |
| They never went on a picnic they had excursions to areas of cultural interest | Endeavour - TV - "Inspector Morse" |
| They tell me that it helps - but I know when i'm beaten | Style Council - "Long Hot Summer" |
| They wer quiet as a mouse there was no laughter in the house | Nick Cave - "Song Of Joy" |
| They're making heroes outta fall guys | Elvis Costello - "Watch Your Step" |
| They've got their problems - I wish I was one of them | Elvis Costello - "New Lace Sleeves" |
| Think of something cool and tell him I said it | Buffy - TV - "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" |
| This is not a democracy | Movie - "U-571" |
| This is the dawning | Aquarius - "Musical" |
| This isn't mission difficult - this is Mission Impossible | Movie - "MI:2" |
| This paternal guide once had his day | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| Time flies and time crawls | Magazine - "The Light Pours Out Of Me" |
| Time for one to seek an anti-soak | The Skids - "Sweet Suburbia" |
| Time takes its toll but not on the eyes | The Beautiful South - "Perfect 10" |
| Too many protest singers - not enough protest songs | Edwin Collins - "Never Known A Girl Like You Before" |
| Top button undone - Kettles crisps | Edwina - TV - "Absolutely Fabulous" |
| Topper (Sheen Jnr) to Willard (Sheen Snr) - movie - Hot Shots Part Deux | Loved you in Wall Street |
| Tourists swarm to see your face - Confuscius has a puzzling grace | Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden" |
| Trying is the first step to failure | Homer J Simpson - tv - "The Simpsons" |
| Trying to look Italian through the musical Valium | Elvis Costello - "Strict Time" |
| Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning | Nick Cave - "The Curse Of Millhaven" |
| Uhmmmm snouts | Homer - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| Until a weather change condemns belief | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| Until the clouds unroll and you come home | The Skids - "The Saints Are Coming" |
| Up and down the Westway in and out the light what a great traffic system | The Clash - "London's Burning" |
| Was I wrong ? - You can't always be | Uncredited |
| We are architects of innocence - Delinquents of prestige | The Icicle Works - "Lovers' Day" |
| We can deafen them - that's what rock and roll's about | Bono getting political |
| We can't force you to enjoy this music | The Specials - "Up To You" |
| We might have to repopulate the world | Joey -TV - "Friends" |
| We stayed up - til ten o'clock | Grease - Movie - "Summer Nights" |
| We stayed up - til ten o'clock | Grease - Movie - "Summer Nights" |
| We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas | Homer - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| We want a shrubbery | Movie - "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" |
| We watched them trash the last camera - glued to all of our TVs | Magazine - "Feed The Enemy" |
| We were ready to quit - then we went to Croydon | Mott The Hoope - "Saturday Gigs" |
| We'd like to play together again but unfortunately John is dead | George Harrison - 1998 |
| We're all of us in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars | The Pretenders - "Message Of Love" |
| We're all of us in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars | The Pretenders - "Message Of Love" |
| We've had six jokes in a row and one of them was almost funny | Brenda - TV - "Watching" |
| Weather's mild tonight - she wonders whether her glamour will survive | The Boomtown Rats - "Diamond Smiles" |
| well A - and number 2 - | Paul - TV - "Mad About You" |
| well she's a goddam old liar | Uncredited - Movie - "Titanic" |
| Well your best better get a hella lot freaking better | Movie - "From Dusk Til Dawn" |
| Whack fast then whack slow | Marge - TV - "The Simpsons" |
| What do you want for entertainment | The Clash - TV - "The Magnificent Seven" |
| What else can a poor boy do - 'cept play for a Rock And Roll Band | Rolling Stones - "Street Fighting Man" |
| What will be - will be | Hazel O'Connor - "Will You" |
| What year it is - 2258 - then its true | Commander of Babylon 4 - TV "Babylon 5" |
| What's so funny 'bout Peace Love and Understanding ? | Elvis Costello - "Peace Lovea and Understanding" |
| What's wrong with being drunk - Ask A glass of Water | Douglas Adams - "HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy" |
| When all that you held sacred falls down and does not mend | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When all your dreams have vanished and you don't know what's up the bend | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When I said I wanted to be a comedian they all laughed at me - but they're not laughing now | Bob Monkhouse |
| when it comes it comes from nowhere when it comes it changes your life | Theme - TV - "sons And Daughters" |
| When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When the storm clouds gather round you and heavy rain descends | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When there is no one there to comfort you with a helping hand to lend | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When you read you begin with A - B - C | Maria Von Trapp - Movie - "Sound Of Music" |
| When you return its the same old place | Barry McGuire - "Eve Of Destruction" |
| When you search in vain to find some law abiding citizen | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When you're standing on the crossroads that you cannot comprehend | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| When your sad and when you're lonely and you haven't got a friend | Bob Dylan - "Death Is Not The End" |
| Where did you get him ? - He's from France | Of Jean Reno - "Godzilla" |
| Where did you get him ? - He's from France | Of Jean Reno - "Godzilla" |
| Where I come from its a far more interesting place | Marcus - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| Where the sheep seldom wear spectacles | tv - "Monty Python's Flyning Circus" |
| Wheres there's life - there's hope | Ye Olde Federation Saying - "Blakes 7" |
| Who needs a Schreamer | Robot Wars underside |
| Who's Freud ? Is he one of the passengers | Movie - "Titanic" |
| Why don't I call you an idiot in public then you can do me for revealing state secrets | TV - Babylon 5 |
| Why must record my phone calls - are you planning a bootleg LP ? | The Specials - "Gangsters" |
| Why they call me it I do not know | Nick Cave - "The Wild Roses Grow" |
| Why wont anybody serve me ? | Splodgenessabounds - "2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please" |
| Wings - "Picasso's last Words" | Drink to me drink to my health you know I can't drink anymore |
| With all the style and finesse of the purchase of armaments | Elvis Costello - "Big Sister's Clothes" |
| Would you like number 23? Leave your yens on the counter please | Siouxsie And The Banshees - "Hong Kong Garden" |
| Wrap me in designer sheets I just can't get enough | Blondie - "Call Me" |
| Yo-A-Oh | Fight Song Of The BrunnenG - Tv "Lexx" |
| You a vet from the South Cotswolds - Not the Bronx | TV "Beast" |
| You been tellin' me you're a genius - Since you were seventeen | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| You bet your life every night | Sheryl Crow - "Tomorrow Never Dies" |
| You came just as far to say less | Delenn - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| You can always get further with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word | Marcus - TV - "Babylon 5" |
| You can be Sure of Shell | Advert - "TV" |
| You can sit on it but you can't take it with you | Movie - "GoldenEye" |
| You can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets | Beautiful South - "Something That I Said" |
| You can't trust the truth - it knows no legislation | Barry McGuire - "Eve Of Destruction" |
| You could have chosen a better time - I;m getting married tomorrow and you're on your honeymoon | Daphne - TV - "Frasier" |
| You could vacuum my lap - Nina needs somewhere to sit | Alf - Movie - "Project Alf" |
| You know I'm blind so why do you disagree | Oasis - "All Around The World" |
| You look like the kind of angel I'd get | Movie - "Its A Wonderful Life" |
| You look live a lover but you're only a tourist | Elvis Costello - "Luxembourg" |
| You may have been admired | Elvis Costello - "And in Every Home" |
| You must understand your way out of this | Uncredited |
| You said you'd feel much better - if summer last forever | Catatonia - "You Don't Need The Sunshine" |
| You sit on your feet still standing | Slade - "Take Me Back Home" |
| You won't find a girl in this damn world that compares to me | Nick Cave - "Henry Lee" |
| You wouldn't know a diamond - If you held it in your hand | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| You'll never get to fly the shuttle if you marry a stripper | uncredited - Movie "Independence Day" |
| you're dangerous - cos you're honest | U2 - "Wild Horses" |
| You're more talented in the art of deception than you led me to believe | Seska - tv - "Voyager" |
| You're no messiah you're a movie of the week | Brad Pitt - "7even" |
| You're sooo busted | Movie - "American Beauty" |
| You've really gone and done it now | Sex Pistols - "Silly Thing" |
| Your everlasting summer - You can see it fading fast | Steely Dan - "Reeling In The East" |
| Your website back ground is suck - hurt my eye ! That's what you like ? | Lam Le e-mail |
